You look fine in it anyway.
*No Dirty thoughts*
Derpy: "I'm sorry..."
Me: ".... *SIGH* Who can be mad at you?"
Derpy: "... Can you help me?"
Me: "Nope. The girls will think something else."
Derpy: "Please? *puppy eyes Derpy style* "
Me: 'I.... can't.... too much cuteness'
Me: "Goddammit! Third time this week!"
*Doesn't notice* Derpy: "Please???"
Me: "Ask... someone else... gotta clean... this up...."
Derpy: "Please? ....And why are you red?"
Kiwi: "Oops, right away..."
Me: "Derpy... please put it right...Ask anyone else but me..."
Derpy: "But everybody left for a carnival! ... Or was it a royal tradition?"
Me: "Say what again!?"
Ashardu: Be quick!
Me: Alright! But it might take a while.
*Me and Derpy go to the Women Bathroom*
*from a distance*
Kiwi: "NO DERPY! DON'T RUN AROUND WITHOUT NOTHING ON!"
*Looks at women bathroom*
*face turns crimson red after looking at Derpy 'Special form' *
Derpy: "Hey, Ash! That girl is weird!"
*drops unconcious from nosebleed*
Derpy: "Ash? Are you okay?"
Kiwi: "There you are!"
Derpy: "Oh no"
Kiwi: "Stop running awa-....Is that Ashardu?"
Me: I'll get some tissues.
*Go gets tissues*
Derpy: What about me?
Me: You go change!
Derpy: But what if I get it wrong again?
Me: ..... I'll get Twilight to help. Anyway, are we going to the beach, since Derpy has a Sukumizu on?
Derpy: Yay! Beach!
Ashardu: *wakes up* Yeah! Let's go to the beach! But I hope I won't get nosebleeds again.
Me: You won't! *slap Ashardu* Get your swimming clothes, we are going soon.
Kiwi: "For trying to go to the beach with us."
Me: "Do you realize how much illogical does that sound?" *still rubbing swollen cheek*
Derpy: "What is illogical?"
*whispers to Kiwi*
Me: "You tell her, I can't look her in the eye without any 'certain' thought popping on"
Derpy: Is this correct?
Doctor: Your wearing it the correct way!